Norman's Law

Our new puppy, Lulu, was chewing on a large rubber bone last night. A gift from a friend. Below Lulu, sleeping peacefully on the floor, was our old hound, Norman. As Norman snoozed, the puppy above flipped her bone in the air and it fell square onto Norman's head. It hit him pretty hard, and Norm looked really dazed and confused. If he could talk, I think he would have lamented, "Great, now I've forgotten the the square root of 144"

It's twelve old buddy. It's twelve.

One less worry...

I read in the New York Times yesterday, that acclaimed playwright, David Mamet has a new TV drama in production. The story also said he trains with an expert in knife throwing, just to keep in shape.

Excellent.

When the apocalypse comes and we're all fending for ourselves in a lawless society, I'm standing behind crazy David Mamet and his knife-weilding bad self.

Corey's Misled Beliefs™

I believe there's a guy out there who looks, acts and lives the same exact life as me... Only he wears a turtleneck.

Just a thought, but...

The Adult Movie Awards were held in Las Vegas last night... Isn't a big point of having award shows to showcase the sexy designer gowns? You know... Show as much skin as possible, but leave the rest to the imagination. These women have exposed parts of their bodies to the drooling public that their own Mothers and gynecologist aren't even allowed to see. Doesn't a strapless Vera Wang seem like a slap in the face?

Just a Thought.

Corey's Random Thoughts from Work™

If I'm ever rich, I'm gonna pay off all my friend's debts and float them a large yearly salary, with my only stipulation being, I can call them at a moment's notice and they have to drop everything to come play with me:

Corey: "Dwight? It's Corey. Yeah, listen... You're on plane to Maui in one hour..."

Dwight: "Maui? But, I'm making Bananas Foster for the Pope..."

Corey: "Don't wanna hear it... You know the rules... Unless of course, you'd like to go back to work..."

Dwight: "NO!...Not th... I mean, I'll be on the plane... Right away.... (Sorry, you're holiness... It looks like Egg McMuffins, this morning...)"


Yeah. That's what I'd do.

This has been Corey's Random Thoughts from Work™

The Colorful Sermons of Fr. Beninthesaws

It's a (hick)...It's (hick)...It's a girl!

For those of you who've been following the tragic loss of Molly, our family dog of five years, we're proud to announce the arrival of Lulu, a Husky mix brought by the Puppy Stork on New Years Day.

Corey, Kristen and Norman are all happy to welcome the awkward, young and mischievous Lulu to Lawrence Ave.

And a big thanks to all who offered support for our loss. We'll always miss Molly Mo Mo, but having Lulu will help heal the cut a bit quicker.

Cheers!

An Open Letter

Dear Television Folks,

This year I'd like to see at least one decent program that doesn't grant my shirtless neighbor his fifteen minutes of fame by trading his wife, eating blended rats, or enlisting five gay men to sarcastically deem him a social success, via a couple of Ted Baker shirts and a flea dip.

Sincerely,

Corey Pandolph