Received this afternoon:

Oi, Hohe hoholulu

I was then on a flying visit to black rock. At the sunlight.
had any one observed the result and yet his voice when spoke
was completely natural for an adult. The sulphates of zinc
or copper be applied to me. I shall be probably hung in
a moment, watching, unobserved himself. Two women back to
him. There was the old magnolia tree. Specimen from each
contributor, from a shocking old gentleman, who had been,
in his own estimation, it was just right. Not too large.
a bit oldfashioned, a noise with very little resemblance
in it to get the software, get a feed, youre on). Europes
she is supposed to be standing. Then she fires hour was
over when the dear john’s telegram came, in the happiness
he had bestowed. The casements.

And then a link for hair growth formula at the end. Happy Friday to me!

Here in Maine, it’s always cold and we wear parkas and “Bean boots” through late July. So, after a long February of hunting, gathering and cuddling one’s sister/brother/cousin/dog for warmth, March brings the slight hint of a possible summer. And even though that summer may last four short days in August, they are days filled with sun, fun and hasty preparation for the coming late August freeze.

So, in the spirit of March optimism, we present the Drink at Work Show: Portland! This Wednesday, March 19th @ the Empire Dine and Dance.

There’ll be warm cousins and cold beer.

The Drink at Work Show: Portland!
Hosted by Country Rhodes and The Fuge
Featuring comedian Troy Pennell
Music by Eggbot, with Comedy Bingo to follow.
Wednesday, March 19th @ 9pm
at The Empire Dine and Dance
575 Congress St., Portland ME
$3 @ the door

Beginning Monday, March 10th, Toby, Robot Satan will make his print debut in the NYC and Boston editions of the free daily alternative paper, metro. We at the Fake Rockstar studios are very excited for TOBY and Corey, as this now means office rent can be paid and the fridge stocked with bacon and High Life.

So, if you find yourself in the NYC or Boston metropolitan areas tomorrow, pick up a free copy of metro and check out TOBY, Robot Satan. In print!

I guess folks figure I don’t have enough bacon in my life, so they send me bizarre and beautiful uses for nature’s true fruit. I always have the best intentions to include them in blogs, comic strips and emails, but something usually comes up and I forget.

Anyway, I got a couple of good ones today, so I thought I’d take the time to share…

My good friend and drummer for the incredibly cool The Party Faithful, Paul Frick sent me this unbelievably simple recipe for bacon-flavored vodka. I’m not really a vodka man–I prefer the cowboy ways of whisky– But I have to try and make this. Simply wonderful. And you know I’m garnishing my bacon martini with a thick strip of cured pork goodness…

What do you suppose a dirty bacon martini would be? You leave some of the grease?

AND! My friend, former and hopefully future editor, Ned Ehrbar sent me a page with a recipe for assembling bacon bowls… To fill with what? Whatever the Hell you want! You just made a bowl from bacon.

Simply glorious, guys. A million greasy thanks.

FRS