Hey folks!

Are you enjoying the recent abundant Ridicularity™ provided by Fake Rockstar conglomocorp? If so, why not tell your friends, enemies and future stalkers? It’s easy!

How easy is it to turn folks on to Fake Rockstar way, you may ask? As luck would have it, there are several methods, utilizing today’s modern interweb:

1. A slap to to the back of the head.
2. Email.
3. Click the “Stumble This” icon and add us to the Stumble Upon database.
4. A second slap to the back of the head.

As always, we here at FRS Conglomocorp appreciate your patronage and hope that you’ll return again to laugh… And laugh… And laugh.

This had been an Official Fake Rockstar, LLC Pontificational Ridicularity™ transmission, legal in 29 of 50 states.

TOBY, Robot Satan found his way into the rural nutiness of Barkeater Lake today. Why? Well, put simply… I can. I’m God and these poorly drawn people, dogs and robots do as I say.

Stay tuned for what happens next. You never know, I just may kill them all and replace them with a duck, lizard and lame online geek references.

In the Sunday 4/20 edition of Wiley Miller’s Non Sequitur, the main character Joe is seen reading a paper called the “Sunday Telegram”, with a headline that reads “Corey Pandolph Found Dead at Gritty’s”.

Needless to say it was a groggy Sunday morning surprise to find that I was dead… At least in comic form. Rest assured, I’m fine and you shouldn’t believe everything you read… Especially in the comics.

FYI, my friend and Maine journalist, Al Diamon, does a nice job of reporting the incident here: Media Mutt

Cheers!

FRS

Baseball! Flowers! Showers! Mud and yards of brown grass that smell like feet!

It’s Spring in Maine, a time when we we climb from our caves… Uh, capes and say hello to Mr. Sunshine. We pull out the short shorts, the flip flops and Adirondack chairs and pretend that we’ve NEVER seen a late April snowstorm.

So, before you exercise your weather delusions, why not enjoy some comedy? Eh?

It’s the Drink at Work Show: Portland! This Wednesday, April 16th @ the Empire Dine and Dance.

“Enter with your shorts and cabana shirt, exit with your parka and Bean boots.”

The Drink at Work Show: Portland!

Hosted by The Soul Proprietor and The Fuge
Featuring comedian Seth Bond Perry and Brian Giles
Music by Eggbot, with Comedy Bingo to follow.

Wednesday, April 16th @ 9pm
at The Empire Dine and Dance
575 Congress St., Portland ME
$3 @ the door