Learning Curve
Since taking on the full time role of resident Fake Rockstar over the last few months, I’ve learned some interesting things about myself. Allow me to share…
1. No matter how hard I try to keep a schedule, procrastination continues to make me her bitch. That’s right, procrastination is a female. Deal with it.
2. Not showering for days and not doing laundry for weeks as an adult is much less fun than it was in college.
3. I’m much more productive between the hours of 9pm and 3am.
4. If I stay up working until 3am, I can physically feel my hair and imaginary bugs crawl all over my skin – I call them “Twinklepricks”.
5. Just the right amount of cowboy bourbon whisky actually keeps me awake.
6. Too much cowboy bourbon whisky makes me write things like “Pontificational Ridicularity”.
7. It is possible to write and draw 4 separate comic strips, but not recommended.
8. If I continue to write and draw 4 comic strips, 2 daily, one 5 days a week and one 2 days a week, for one year, I will have drawn and written 1008 comics strips.
9. Eating makes me fat.
10. Listening to the The National at 3am makes me cry.
FYI, bitches.
-FRS