PORTLAND, ME - The delusional metal maniac, TOBY, Robot Satan has reportedly taken control of the Fore Street offices of the The Bollard and the www.thebollard.com. Eyewitness accounts have the mechanical deity assuming control at sometime in the afternoon hours of Monday, December 1st. At 3:20pm, Fake Rockstar.com has confirmed the TOBY’s daily presence at www.thebollard.com, with monthly diatribes in the printed version of Portland’s local alternative paper.
We, at Fake Rockstar.com will follow this developing story and report further alerts as they warrant. Please be sure to visit FRS.com, as well as The Bollard.com for breaking events in this disturbing turn of events.
