Email from Satan
Friday, February 27th, 2009This appeared in my inbox yesterday morning:

I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised. I figured at some point I’d be recieving a welcome pack and keys to the eye poking with needles room…. Just didn’t think it’d be this soon.
It’s either that, or the cartoon robot I created became self-aware and is now sending me emails.
Whatever it is, I ain’t gonna open it.















