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Email from Satan

Friday, February 27th, 2009

This appeared in my inbox yesterday morning:

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I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised. I figured at some point I’d be recieving a welcome pack and keys to the eye poking with needles room…. Just didn’t think it’d be this soon.

It’s either that, or the cartoon robot I created became self-aware and is now sending me emails.

Whatever it is, I ain’t gonna open it.

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Please vote to keep The Elderberries in the Oregonian

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

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The Oregonian is one of the few papers that features The Elderberries. I took over the strip two years ago form Phil Frank and I need your help to keep it in print. Please take a moment to fill out their comics page restructuring survey:

Oregonian comics survey

Thanks to everyone in advance for the help!

- Corey

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Featured writing from FRS Fake Tales

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

Short Story, Part II

Gordon’s Buick sputtered and moaned as it slowly lurched into the designated parking space. Add a tune up and filter change to the list, thought Gordon. He pulled the key from the ignition and stared ahead blankly. “Damn that kid!” he spat, pounding the steering wheel. Then in a softer tone through clenched teeth, “And damn his mother….Dammit, Nikki!”

“Dammit.”

Read all of part II here or check out part I, part III and Part IV

… And there’s always the Fake Rockstar: Fake Tales blog

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TOBY live blogs the OSCARS

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

The weirdness starts at 7pm. EST over at Drink at Work.com !… Yes, we’re totally serious…

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