This is the last week of nifty, cheap prices on the remaining stock in the FRS shop. Beginning Monday, April 6th, the shop will be closed for one month. We’re making room for new books, posters and yes, T-shirts! Also, a nice line of TOBY, Robot Satan gear!

Get your cheap junk while you still can.

Also, if you’re not my friend (Fakerockstar Pandolph) on Facebook, then here’s a good reason: I’m 6 friends away from 500! Friend number 500 will recieve a free, customly signed and scribbled upon copy of Escape from Barkeater Lake! Facebook is dumb, yes, but it’s also a lot of dumb fun. Join, be my friend and win a free book!

Contest over! Congratulations to you all for becoming a friend of Fakerockstar on Facebook! See how fulfilled your lives have become already?

More big, color strips are coming. Keep your hats in your dresser drawer and your pastries under your mouse pad!

Yours in complete and utter nonsense,

FRS

I love my Apple products and now I get tell the world, through my own brand of horrible, horrible comedy!

I now blog for Macgasm.net. That’s right, I took on more work for little or no pay. Why? Because I want to see how far I can go before something in my head snaps, a la Frank Grimes. Plus, I have no idea what constitutes a Macgasm, so the curiosity got the best of me.

I’m not sure how often I’ll be posting, or how long it will take the other bloggers to realize I have no idea what I’m talking about, but let’s enjoy the ride, shall we?

My first post can be read here.

When I find out what a Macgasm is, I’ll surely post detailed instructions and/or warnings.

Read Ned Ehrbar’s colum over at Drink at Work, or I’ll make you smell my stinky pressure bandage from my rotting corpse of a broken leg.

I’m not kidding. I’ll do it… Rub it right in your nose.! You won’t be able to stop me, neither!

Fake_Rockstar: What time will I change out of pajamas today? Taking bets now, Fake RockTwits! Fake TwitStars? Oh… I like that one… Fake TwitStars!

Fake_Rockstar: Fake TwitStars! I am now changing from pajamas to ripped jeans and a superman shirt! Whoever guessed 9:27wins a prize! A secret scary prize!

Fake_Rockstar: IRS says I defaulted on my payment plan. Went through year of bank statements that prove they are wrong, but somehow I still feel doomed.

Fake_Rockstar: Called for oil for the camp with one credit card, oil company charged another one that is now over limit. Karma: 2 FRS: 0

Fake_Rockstar: Just talked to my Dad on phone. Camp already ran out of oil, room temp at 35 degrees. Karma: 3 FRS: 0

Fake_Rockstar: Metro claims they paid me last Friday, but acct overdrawn as of this morning. Karma: 4 FRS: 0. Game, set match. 45 minutes until bar o’clock

Fake_Rockstar: Norman the big white husky just walked into my office, farted and walked out. Time to run into the streets screaming madly, me thinks.

Clearly, I need to Drink at Work more.

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