This is the last week of nifty, cheap prices on the remaining stock in the FRS shop. Beginning Monday, April 6th, the shop will be closed for one month. We’re making room for new books, posters and yes, T-shirts! Also, a nice line of TOBY, Robot Satan gear!

Get your cheap junk while you still can.

Also, if you’re not my friend (Fakerockstar Pandolph) on Facebook, then here’s a good reason: I’m 6 friends away from 500! Friend number 500 will recieve a free, customly signed and scribbled upon copy of Escape from Barkeater Lake! Facebook is dumb, yes, but it’s also a lot of dumb fun. Join, be my friend and win a free book!

Contest over! Congratulations to you all for becoming a friend of Fakerockstar on Facebook! See how fulfilled your lives have become already?

More big, color strips are coming. Keep your hats in your dresser drawer and your pastries under your mouse pad!

Yours in complete and utter nonsense,

FRS