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The Final push is on!

11Fake Rockstars! In this, the final week of August, we near our final days in the state of Maine. Eleven years of owning this town will sadly come to end in September and we need to get rid of as much stuff as we can (You would not believe the crap 14 years of marriage brings you).

So, I have art. Lots and lots of art. I have picked out the pieces that are my favs and set them aside, which leaves about 4987 comics strips for you, the fan, to claim. I know times are tight and spending cash on original art and comic-based merch is the last on your list – I can’t even afford my own stuff. So, with that in mind, we are extending the TOBY and BARKEATER original strip grab bag into the second week of September. A $35 FLAT RATE FOR 5 RANDOM STRIPS FROM EITHER TOBY, ROBOT SATAN, OR BARKEATER LAKE! A deal of the century! PLUS PLUS! we’ve lowered the price of the remaining FRS shirts to $10! AND AND! Each order, from now on, gets a free pair of TOBY, ROBOT SATAN socks! FOR FREE! (Includes orders placed within the last two weeks, which are shipping early this week).

These are deals that will never be seen again, folks. The next three weeks are the time to grab your FRS stuff!

What’s that? You want Sunday strips included in these great deals? YOU BASTARDS. Fine. We’ll do it… But only if we can give something back to a good cause…

0home_logoSay hello to the FAKE ROCKSTAR ORIGINALS EBAY STORE. Bid on or “buy it now” your fav BARKEATER LAKE Sunday strips, while giving 10% of your winning bids to the BEST FRIENDS ANIMAL SOCIETY. Thanks to eBay and Mission Fish, you can win a fine piece of art, help a shelter animal and feel good, all at a mere click of the mouse!

So what’re you waiting for? Time is short and our move is long and full of fondue pots and extra bread makers. Help a brotha, dog and/or cat out!

Here are the links:

NEW FRS ORIGINALS PAGE

FRS ORIGINALS ON EBAY

CHEAP FRS CLOTHES

CHEAP FRS BOOKS

Thanks in advance. You purchases make us very happy.

Cheers, beers and bacon!

-FRS

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