TOBY, Robot Satan found his way into the rural nutiness of Barkeater Lake today. Why? Well, put simply… I can. I’m God and these poorly drawn people, dogs and robots do as I say.

Stay tuned for what happens next. You never know, I just may kill them all and replace them with a duck, lizard and lame online geek references.

In the Sunday 4/20 edition of Wiley Miller’s Non Sequitur, the main character Joe is seen reading a paper called the “Sunday Telegram”, with a headline that reads “Corey Pandolph Found Dead at Gritty’s”.

Needless to say it was a groggy Sunday morning surprise to find that I was dead… At least in comic form. Rest assured, I’m fine and you shouldn’t believe everything you read… Especially in the comics.

FYI, my friend and Maine journalist, Al Diamon, does a nice job of reporting the incident here: Media Mutt

Cheers!

FRS