Fake Rockstar Books
From the very first Barkeater Lake collection, Welcome to Barkeater Lake, to the pending novel, How I Make Toast, you can find all your printed Ridicularity™ here. You’ll notice we’re now 100% self-help free and less Dane Cook by another 36%. Thanks for your support of our dead tree editions! -The Fake Rockstar Team
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Return to Barkeater Lake Pre-Order!
“Some men are evil… Some men never answer for their crimes… Some men… Are Dogs.” The third collection of strips: Return to Barkeater Lake is now in Pre-Order! Showcasing the tumultuous third year of Barkeater Lake, this edition features all the dailes of the third year, as well as 8 pages of color Sundays! Plus! A special, never-before-seen look at the early strips that started it all!
$20.00 US + S&H
We’re doing a two month pre-order of this book. Depending on how many pre-orders we get, we’ll go to press between early to mid-September. Pre-ordering is important to us, because it let’s us know what knid of print run to prepare for. That said, we understand if you want to wait until the book is in stock. It’s up to you, our loyal Bacon Banditos to make the call!
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Escape From Barkeater Lake
Widely acclaimed as “Book #2″, Escape From Barkeater Lake picks up where the first book left off (almost like it was planned). Featuring the entire second year of strips and 8 pages of color Sundays. Adding to the Ridicularity™, is two pages of reader-inspired bacon recipes! Escape From Barkeater Lake is also printed in the US of A, with a handy UV coated cover, perfect for blinding the insubordinate.
$20.00 US + S&H
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Escape From Barkeater Lake: EFFED UP EDITION
Widely acclaimed as “Book #2″, Escape From Barkeater Lake picks up where the first book left off (almost like it was planned). Featuring the entire second year of strips and 8 pages of color Sundays. Adding to the Ridicularity™, is two pages of reader-inspired bacon recipes! Escape From Barkeater Lake is also printed in the US of A, with a handy UV coated cover, perfect for blinding the insubordinate.
Bonus: These books are printed on the wrong stock paper (thinner), with at least 14 misspellings and one misplaced strip. Find the errors! Fun for you and your friends!
$5.00 US + S&H
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Welcome to Barkeater Lake
The very first collection of Barkeater Lake comics, Welcome to Barkeater Lake chronicles Delores Tanzini and her adventurous move from big city life to the rural Adirondack Mountain town of Barkeater Lake. Printed in the United States with a nifty UV shiny cover, the book features 10 pages of color Sundays and a total of 150 pages of Official Fake Rockstar Ridicularity™
$20.00 US + S&H
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Double the bacon, with both Barkeater Lake collections!
Catch up on the first two years of Barkeater Lake with a double bundle of bacon™! Both Welcome to Barkeater Lake and Escape From Barkeater Lake for a special price of $34 + S&H! Both books are exactly the same as the two books above, only they come together! In the same package! Whoo hoo!
$34.00 US + S&H
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Rise of the C.H.P.M.N.K. Militia
A printed chronicle of the rise of everyone’s favorite woodland creature army, Rise of the CHPMNK Militia tells the story of diversity in the face of progress. 24 full color pages measuring 6×9″, printed in the USA and chocked full of our patented brand of Ridicularity™.
$9.00 US + S&H
This book is set to ship the end of August. If you’d like to pre-order your copy, you may do so below. However, feel free to wait until we have it in stock. We understand.
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