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Fake Rockstar Books

From the very first Barkeater Lake collection, Welcome to Barkeater Lake, to the forever pending novel, How I Make Toast, you can find all your printed Ridicularity™ here. You’ll notice we’re now 100% self-help free, and less Dane Cook by another 36%.

Thanks for your support of our dead tree editions! -The Fake Rockstar Team

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Rise of the C.H.P.M.N.K. Militia Pre-Order

A printed chronicle of the rise of everyone’s favorite woodland creature army, Rise of the CHPMNK Militia tells the story of diversity in the face of progress. 24 full color pages measuring 6×9″, printed in the USA and chocked full of our patented brand of Ridicularity™.

$9.00 US + S&H

This book is set to ship after the new year. If you’d like to pre-order your copy, you may do so below. However, feel free to wait until we have it in stock. We understand.

Return to Barkeater Lake Pre-Order!

“Some men are evil… Some men never answer for their crimes… Some men… Are Dogs.” The third collection of strips: Return to Barkeater Lake is now in Pre-Order! Showcasing the tumultuous third year of Barkeater Lake, this edition features all the dailies of the third year, as well as 8 pages of color Sundays! Plus! A special, never-before-seen look at the early strips that started it all!

$20.00 US + S&H

Depending on demand, we hope to have this book set to ship some time in March of 2009. If you’d like to pre-order your copy, you may do so below. However, feel free to wait until we have it in stock. We understand.

Escape From Barkeater Lake

Widely acclaimed as “Book #2″, Escape From Barkeater Lake picks up where the first book left off (almost like it was planned) and features the entire second year of strips and 8 pages of color Sundays. Adding to the Ridicularity™, is two pages of reader-inspired bacon recipes! Escape From Barkeater Lake is also printed in the US of A, with a handy UV coated cover, perfect for blinding the insubordinate.

$20.00 US + S&H

Escape From Barkeater Lake: EFFED UP EDITION

Bonus: These books are printed on the wrong stock paper (thinner), with at least 14 misspellings and one misplaced strip. Find the errors! Fun for you and your friends!

$5.00 US + S&H

Welcome to Barkeater Lake

The very first collection of Barkeater Lake comics, Welcome to Barkeater Lake chronicles Delores Tanzini and her adventurous move from big city life to the rural Adirondack Mountain town of Barkeater Lake. Printed in the United States with a nifty UV shiny cover, the book features 10 pages of color Sundays and a total of 150 pages of Official Fake Rockstar Ridicularity™

$20.00 US + S&H

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SORRY! TEMPORARILY OUT OF STOCK!

The Elderberries, by Phil Frank and Joe Troise

Before Corey took it over, The Elderberries was produced by two legends in the comic strip and comedy fields; Phil Frank and Joe Troise. Chronicling the first year of the strip and filled with Joe’s hilarious writing amplified by Phil’s stellar, but simple artwork, The Elderberries is a treasure and a must have. Follow the link below to purchase through Amazon.

—>The Elderberries, by Phil Frank and Joe Troise<—

And checkout the strip, 7 days a week at GoComics.com, or better yet, in your local paper. What? Not in your local rag? Why not email/call/yell at your features editor to add The Elderberries to your comic line-up? All the cool kids are doing it!

The Ever-Unsuspecting Delores

Here’s our favorite city transplant, Delores Tanzini, enjoying a rare warm Summer day in the Adirondacks. Little does she know of the watery havoc about to be bestowed upon her by our friends of the C.H.P.M.N.K. Militia!

Poster measures 11×17 landscape, is printed on nice heavy glossy stock and is signed and numbered. Only 50 were printed and only 50 will be sold. When they’re gone, they’re gone.

$10.00 US + S&H

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Escape From Barkeater Lake Summer Movie Poster

In celebration of the release of Escape From Barkeater Lake, the second BL collection, we made a movie… Poster! Featuring the retro B-movie art from the cover of the book, this bad boy meets up to the highest of Motion Picture standards… In some states… Maybe in Wyoming.

The poster measures 11×17 vertical and is printed on heavy, glossy stock. Each one is numbered and signed. We made 50 and we’ll sell 50. Then that’s it. They is gone, they is gone.

$10.00 US + S&H

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Bundle of Wall Bacon

Get both posters for one special price. A Bundle of Bacon for your wall!

$18.00 US + S&H

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Barkeater Lake Original Strip Grab Bag

Get your own piece of crazy! Corey has thousands of original Barkeater Lake comic strips lying around the office, propping up uneven table legs and lining puppy kennels. Now for only 25 clams, you to, can own of these multi-utility pieces of art. And don’t worry: To ensure 100% satisfaction, each joke will be run through our team of crack comedians for a comedic quality rating seal of approval. Ships via USPS first class mail, signed by the artist and measures approx. 15″x4 3/4″, on a 7″x17″ slice of vellum bristol.

This is grab bag sale, meaning your purchase gets you an original strip of our choosing. We’re sorry, but specific strip requests are not available at this time… Wouldn’t be much of a grab bag sale, if there were, would it?

$25.00 US + S&H

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